I like the way you talk, Monsieur

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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[IS AGGRESSIVELY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE]

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

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my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless

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vogue-wars:

“you’re just missing a concert” they said

“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said

“it’s just a band” they said

“what are you doing with that axe” they said

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iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

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