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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE


cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 


theamazingladygeek:

0ffbeatt:

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN.
THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:
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AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

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AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie


youtubersalltheway:

everyone needs troye sivan in a cupboard on their blog


therareandferociousswamprabbit:

alexheberling:

fatnutritionist:

I don’t know what this is or why this happened or how this came about, but I love it.

EVERYONE BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY

His name is Captain Noche Cuervo and the joey is a little girl called Boomeroo!

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

alexheberling:

fatnutritionist:

I don’t know what this is or why this happened or how this came about, but I love it.

EVERYONE BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY

His name is Captain Noche Cuervo and the joey is a little girl called Boomeroo!


airyairyquitecontrary:

hobbitkaiju:

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

BEST FRIENDS (x)

I CAN’T HANDLE THEM

it’s a plot to break us all with their cuteness.




kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful


nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE


canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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gooddaysunshiine:

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"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it." —- Johnny Knoxville (via bhlank)


spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you


jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you

jibblyuniverse:

tokidokifish:

inscarletsilence:

good christ steve your face

#their entire relationship in a single frame

Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you


STEFERINE